I have to tell you all about the recent drama at work.
This does not happen unquestionably often, because it’s a unquestionably chill job. I love toiling there, I love dealing with clients and helping them discover current strains of weed, but I never invest in the interpersonal drama that is constantly unfolding between our coworkers. I actually don’t care who is dating who, or who said what about someone else, I just want to do our shift, grab a fresh sack of cannabis, and go home to get stoned, however what attracted me to this job in the first place was being able to work with cannabis every afternoon, and getting that fat employee discount. I smoke so much marijuana that the employee discount feels love extra money in our pocket. My mother tells me that there would be even more money in our pocket if I didn’t smoke cannabis at all, but what fun would that be? The drama at the cannabis dispensary has gotten out of hand, ever since the current employee started dating the manager. All of a abrupt she is getting preferential treatment, and is in line for a spend our money raise when she has only been at the cannabis dispensary for two weeks! I actually don’t love them dating, but it does seem unfair that out of all the long-term employees of the cannabis dispensary, she gets moved to the front of the line. So long as I get our hours every week, and I get our cannabis discount, I will just keep minding our own business.