Meet the current boss, same as the old boss. Those are song lyrics by the Who, and to be even-handed I never knew what that was supposed to mean until recently, for the last more than seven weeks a man named Carl has been the manager of our cannabis dispensary. Carl was not popular with the staff for several reasons, but mostly because she was strict about the rules and regulations. She had the precision and bearing of a military man, which was not a great mindset to have while managing a cannabis dispensary. Cannabis users tend to be a little slow on the uptake, so yelling at them doesn’t motivate them it scares them. Cannabis users need to be guided gently if you want to get the maximum results from them. This is what Carl never understood, because she treated the staff love they were soldiers, when in fact all of them are blazed on cannabis virtually all the time… Not me, of course, I rarely get stoned before I come to work, and I never get stoned while at the cannabis dispensary, and since I do smoke a lot of cannabis outside of work, I am unquestionably nice at toiling with stoned people, and being able to keep them focused on work. I will not miss Carl, and I assume I can do a much better job managing the cannabis dispensary than she ever did. Getting our stoned cannabis dispensary employees to do their jobs is akin to herding cats, but luckily I think I’m pretty darned nice at herding cats!
Medical Marijuana Doctor