I have to tell you all about the recent drama at work.
This does not happen very often, because it’s a very chill job.
I love working there, I love dealing with customers and helping them discover new strains of weed, but I never invest in the interpersonal drama that is always unfolding between my coworkers. I really don’t care who is dating who, or who said what about someone else, I just want to do my shift, grab a fresh sack of cannabis, and go home to get stoned. What attracted me to this job in the first place was being able to work with cannabis every day, and getting that fat employee discount. I smoke so much marijuana that the employee discount feels like extra money in my pocket. My mother tells me that there would be even more money in my pocket if I didn’t smoke cannabis at all, but what fun would that be? The drama at the cannabis dispensary has gotten out of hand, ever since the new employee started dating the manager. All of a sudden she is getting preferential treatment, and is in line for a pay raise when she has only been at the cannabis dispensary for two months! I really don’t care about them dating, but it does seem unfair that out of all the long-term employees of the cannabis dispensary, she gets moved to the front of the line. So long as I get my hours every week, and I get my cannabis discount, I will just keep minding my own business.