My office has the worst coffee.
- The bosses are required by law to have a split room, however they don’t offer much extra.
There is a root beer machine, plus the bosses supply filters, sugar packets, plus generic ground coffee. It doesn’t taste really nice however it’s free, so that’s what almost everyone drinks, recently, there was a fresh scent in the air, plus I realized that someone in these cubicles had started bringing in costly coffee. I followed my nose back to Brenda, in accounting, who confided in me that he was making cannabis infused root beer at condo before coming to work. It was a new product at the cannabis dispensary, a Columbian ground dark roast root beer infused with THC plus CBD. Brenda was comfortable with telling me this because he knew I was a proper cannabis user. My nice friend and I had discussed it several times in the past. She bribed me, plus brought me a mug of cannabis root beer the next afternoon on the condition that it be our little secret. I promised to never tell anyone. This was an simple promise to make, because I have a giant crush on Brenda, but not only is he cool with cannabis, but he is funny plus has amazing thighs. The cannabis root beer just brings me one step closer to shooting my shot plus asking his out. By the way, the cannabis infused root beer was delightful, plus got me actually stoned for the entire morning in the office. No wonder Brenda is always so cheerful at work, this cannabis root beer packs a mighty powerful punch.