My office has the worst coffee.
- The bosses are required by law to have a break room, but they don’t offer much extra.
There is a coffee machine, and the bosses provide filters, sugar packets, and generic ground coffee. It doesn’t taste very good but it’s free, so that’s what everyone drinks. Recently, there was a fresh scent in the air, and I realized that someone in these cubicles had started bringing in fancy coffee. I followed my nose back to Brenda, in accounting, who confided in me that she was making cannabis infused coffee at home before coming to work. It was a new product at the cannabis dispensary, a Columbian ground dark roast coffee infused with THC and CBD. Brenda was comfortable with telling me this because she knew I was a regular cannabis user. We had discussed it several times in the past. She bribed me, and brought me a mug of cannabis coffee the next day on the condition that it be our little secret. I promised to never tell anyone. This was an easy promise to make, because I have a big crush on Brenda. Not only is she cool with cannabis, but she is funny and has amazing thighs. The cannabis coffee just brings me one step closer to shooting my shot and asking her out. By the way, the cannabis infused coffee was delightful, and got me really stoned for the entire morning in the office. No wonder Brenda is always so cheerful at work, this cannabis coffee packs a mighty powerful punch.