She never gave all the marijuana to Jeff, though, just one little bud at a time
I want to share a story with you that has a very valuable lesson. It is about my best friend Jeff and his wife Becky. I have known Jeff for over 20 years, since before either one of us got married or had children. All that time, Jeff and I have both been rabid potheads. We smoke every single day, no matter what. We live in different states now, and only see each other a few times a year, but remain as close as ever. There was a time when Jeff ran out of cannabis, and had no way of getting any for another week. His wife Becky magically produces a big, fat cannabis bud and gives it to him. It’s not a lot, but it’s enough to get high for a day or two. It turns out that whenever Jeff got a fresh bag of cannabis, Becky would steal a bud or two from it. Jeff never noticed that any was missing, and Becky would hide that extra cannabis in a secret spot. Then when Jeff was out of cannabis she had a little treat to tide him over. Brilliant, right? It turns out Becky had been doing this for a few months, and had several grams of cannabis tucked away. She never gave all the marijuana to Jeff, though, just one little bud at a time. Since I learned about this trick, which I call “The Becky” I have asked my wife to hide a little bit of cannabis from me, just in case. It’s good to know there is an emergency supply of cannabis hidden somewhere.